Author: Kat Lee
Fandom: Golden Girls
Character/Pairing: Blanche/Dorothy, Rose
Challenge/Prompt: femslash100 Drabble Tag 8: Golden Girls: Blanche/Dorothy - midnight snack - requested by madampresident and femslash100 552: Universe
Word Count: Cut to 250 (Full version of 414 words is here.)
Date Written: 23 June 2017
Disclaimer: All characters within belong to their rightful owners, not the author, and are used without permission.
"Rose, what are you doing with that?"
"I just found it, Blanche. What is it? Do you know?"
"Of course Ah know, an' don't act like you don't!"
"Well, I don't!"
"You mean to tell me you've nevah . . . pleasured yoahself?"
"Oh my! You mean that -- That -- ?! EUUW! What is it doing in the kitchen?!"
"Mah club sent it to me for testin'. You fill it up wit' somethin', an' it spreads it ovah yoah body."
"What's the point of that? And don't tell me that's why you got the cheesecake!"
"O' course not! The cheesecake is our midnight snack, dear; th' trail th' vibrator leaves behind is for yoah lover to lick off yoah body."
"But if you have a lover, why do you need a vibrator?!"
"Rose Nylund! You . . . You ask too many questions!"
"It just seems to me . . . "
"You didn't even know what a vibrator is! Ah'll have to have one o' mah guys teach Miles a thing or two, but right now, Dor-- Dan's waitin' on me!"
Grabbing her vibrator, Blanche hurries away. "Hold on a minute! You're not taking all the cheesecake, missy!" Rose cuts herself a nice slice, takes it, and leaves.
Blanche falls against her door as she closes it behind her. "She almost caught us!" Dorothy shrugs. One day, they will be caught. She looks forward to being forced out of the closet more than anything she's ever experienced in life -- well, almost more than anything else. Nothing in the universe can compare to experiencing Blanche's love!